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Kitchen Towel – I Quit Drinking Yesterday - The Pink Pineapple 850

Kitchen Towel – I Quit Drinking Yesterday

$29.98
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Kitchen Towel – I Quit Drinking Yesterday

Witty, bold, and perfect for the life of the party — the I Quit Drinking Yesterday Kitchen Towel brings humor and a hint of sass to your kitchen or bar setup. Made from 100% thick, absorbent polyduck fabric, this white towel features the playful phrase:
“I quit drinking yesterday, but tonight... I celebrate my comeback!”

It’s the ideal gift for anyone who loves a good laugh (and a good cocktail). Durable and generously sized at 18" x 26", this towel isn’t just funny — it’s functional too. Whether you’re drying glasses, mixing drinks, or decorating your bar cart, it adds a splash of personality and fun to every occasion.

Styling Tip:
Pair with a favorite bottle of wine or tequila for an easy, gift-ready combo that’s sure to get a laugh.

Key Features:

  • 100% thick, absorbent polyduck fabric

  • Measures 18" x 26"

  • White towel with bold, humorous text design

  • “I quit drinking yesterday, but tonight... I celebrate my comeback!”

  • Soft, durable, and machine washable

Perfect For:
Hostess gifts, cocktail lovers, party décor, or anyone who appreciates a clever comeback.

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Returns: Eligible online orders may be returned for store credit within 15 days of delivery. In-store and local pickup purchases may be returned within 30 days of purchase. Items must be unworn, unused, unwashed, with tags attached, in original packaging, and in new, re-sellable condition. Damaged, defective, missing, or incorrect items must be reported within 72 hours of delivery. Sale, markdown, seasonal, holiday, intimate, and squishies/sensory toys are all FINAL SALE.

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This shop is darling and the lady who was there the day I was in was a delight to work with. She was enthusiastic, knew her stock well, and helped me very much. It was my first visit and I ended up getting three articles and have plans to return very soon to bring a friend and find more treasures. High quality clothes and accessories, a great variety of things I have not seen anywhere else, and beautifully displayed. I'm so glad I found this treasure and will be returning often. Thanks!

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Love!! Perfect mat for game 🏈 day! Hail State!

Pam Morton

It’s great.

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I LOVE these tiles. I had my eye on them for a month before I purchased, and always had them on my mind. Quality, size is great, layers Are beautiful, the backs are gorgeous and the fronts are artsy but traditional.

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Pam Morton
I received so many compliments when I wore this

I received so many compliments when I wore this. It’s a conversation piece for sure!!

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My favorite color! These shufflers are very beautiful and exactly what I wanted!

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Very beautiful!💗

Joyce

Absolutely the most beautiful mat I’ve ever seen. It arrived without any issues and, most importantly, no creases that I had the try and get out. It was ready for MAHJ play right out of the box. This mat is sooooo very pretty and the protective shipping material was awesome! I will definitely buy again from The Pink Pineapple!

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