Kitchen Towel – I Quit Drinking Yesterday

Witty, bold, and perfect for the life of the party — the I Quit Drinking Yesterday Kitchen Towel brings humor and a hint of sass to your kitchen or bar setup. Made from 100% thick, absorbent polyduck fabric, this white towel features the playful phrase:
“I quit drinking yesterday, but tonight... I celebrate my comeback!”

It’s the ideal gift for anyone who loves a good laugh (and a good cocktail). Durable and generously sized at 18" x 26", this towel isn’t just funny — it’s functional too. Whether you’re drying glasses, mixing drinks, or decorating your bar cart, it adds a splash of personality and fun to every occasion.

Styling Tip:
Pair with a favorite bottle of wine or tequila for an easy, gift-ready combo that’s sure to get a laugh.

Key Features:

• 100% thick, absorbent polyduck fabric

• Measures 18" x 26"

• White towel with bold, humorous text design

• “I quit drinking yesterday, but tonight... I celebrate my comeback!”

• Soft, durable, and machine washable

Perfect For:
Hostess gifts, cocktail lovers, party décor, or anyone who appreciates a clever comeback.

Shipping: In stock orders ship out within 1-2 business days depending on order volumes. VIP Shipping orders will be moved to the front of the line. We offer Free Shipping on orders over $125, and a flat rate of only $6.98 for orders under $125.

PREORDERS: If you are placing an order for an item on preorder, your entire order will ship together once the preorder is in. So if you don't want to wait for your in stock items, you must place them in a separate order.

Returns: Most items can be returned within 30 days for store credit if they are unworn and in the same condition they were purchased in, with tags still attached. Sale, seasonal & intimate items are FINAL SALE.