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I smell old people ... Oh wait, it's you Card


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Make a classic Grandma joke with this humorous "I smell old people ... Oh wait, it's you" card! Let the people in your life know you love them and jokingly suggest they take a shower. Perfect for birthdays, anniversaries, and any other special occasion!

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Returns: Most items can be returned within 30 days for store credit if they are unworn and in the same condition they were purchased in, with tags still attached.

I smell old people ... Oh wait, it's you Card