Kitchen Towel – I Would Take a Bulleit for You

Kitchen Towel – I Would Take a Bulleit for You

Witty, bold, and a little bit boozy — the I Would Take a Bulleit for You Kitchen Towel is the perfect gift for bourbon lovers with a sense of humor. Crafted from thick, ultra-absorbent 100% polyduck fabric, this white towel features a colorful illustration of a Bulleit Bourbon bottle with the clever phrase “I Would Take a Bulleit for You” printed beneath. Equal parts functional and funny, it’s a bar cart essential that brings a touch of personality (and a good laugh) to your kitchen.

Measuring 18" x 26", this towel is designed for everyday use — ideal for drying dishes, mopping up spills, or simply showing off your impeccable taste in both whiskey and wit.

Styling Tip:
Fold over your bar handle or pair with a bottle of Bulleit for a clever hostess, holiday, or Father’s Day gift.

Key Features:

• 100% thick, absorbent polyduck fabric

• Measures 18" x 26"

• White towel with colorful Bulleit Bourbon bottle design

• “I Would Take a Bulleit for You” printed phrase

• Durable, soft, and easy to clean

Perfect For:
Whiskey lovers, gifting, bar décor, or adding humor to your kitchen space.

Shipping: In-stock orders typically ship within 2-5 business days, though fulfillment times may be longer during sales, holidays, and periods of high order volume. VIP Shipping orders are moved to the front of our fulfillment queue. We offer FREE Standard Shipping on orders over $150 and flat-rate shipping of $8.98 on orders under $150.

Preorders: If your order contains a preorder item, your entire order will ship once all items are available. To receive in-stock items sooner, please place them in a separate order.

Returns: Eligible online orders may be returned for store credit within 15 days of delivery. In-store and local pickup purchases may be returned within 30 days of purchase. Items must be unworn, unused, unwashed, with tags attached, in original packaging, and in new, re-sellable condition. Damaged, defective, missing, or incorrect items must be reported within 72 hours of delivery. Sale, markdown, seasonal, holiday, intimate, squishies/sensory toys, and Mahjong items are all FINAL SALE.

Please click here to view our complete Shipping Policy.

Please click here to view our complete Return Policy.